Keeping the spark alive in a relationship is no mean feat. While some couples schedule sex or even factor date nights in a bid to keep things fresh in the bedroom, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch have a slightly different method – and it involves some pretty out-there emojis.
We’re not judging, but the way that the model, 37, and her former footballer husband, 42, spice up their relationship has us shook. During a May episode of their podcast, “The Therapy Crouch”, Clancy revealed that her husband has a not-so-subtle way of initiating sex. Her husband of 12 years will often send her a beaver emoji, an aubergine, and water droplets whenever they’re home alone — and we don’t need to tell you what exactly they signify. “I just don’t know how long I can go on with these sexual emojis that you keep sending me,” the mum-of-four pleaded with her partner. “If the kids go to school and he hears me like, put the key in the door I’m in and no one’s in the house, I just get a beaver and an aubergine emoji text. I’m not even gonna say the last one but you can imagine what it is.”
Meanwhile, the striker confirmed that there are in fact three emojis which are his go-to for sexting his wife. “I’ve got a bit of hydration in there,” they added, suggesting that the splash emoji also features in his infamous flirting tactic. Clancy continued: “How vile is that? Am I supposed to go, ‘Oh yeah, now I’m bang up for it.'” To this, Peter responded: “The beaver emoji I think is the best emoji out of the lot. It’s incredible.”‘ We’re never going to be able to look at emojis in the same way, ever again. Watch their hilarious clip below.